Monday, January 23, 2012

Man Oh Man, What A Heartbreaker For The 49ers


Absolutely, I'm f'ing sad and pissed the Forty-Niners lost. Kyle Williams screwed up royally to be sure but the way San Francisco's offense played, they deserved to lose. San Francisco was simply outcoached.

Let's see, on third downs that counted the Niners were 0-12, a big fat zero. Niner wide receivers had one catch for three yards, and take away Vernon Davis's three catches for 112 yards and the Niners are left with 84 yards receiving, with 45 of those yards by Frank Gore. Yes, Alex Smith sucks but it's not his fault either.

If anyone should be blamed for this loss it should be offensive coordinator Greg Roman for having about as much imagination as a vegetable. The Niners were outcoached and it was as simple as that.

Darn it. And I was up to around 4:30 in the morning watching 'em lose.

Great game though, Niners, and what a run it was. If only . . . yeah, that's how it always is. Darn it.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Chapter Two, "A Conspiricist or Jules Won," of More All The Patriot Terrorist by S S_____


The realization of the dream is near: More All is going to be published in the next month or two. It will first be published as an eBook because bicANDmac is so f'ing hip! . . . maybe because we're still deciding on a printer worthy enough. Ha!

Below is Chapter Two, "A Conspiricist or Jules Won." I hope you enjoy it. Please feel free to criticize. Chapter One is found here.

A CONSPIRICIST or JULES WON


Jules Larner was weighing a honeydew in his hand when suddenly something hard struck him above his right eye.
     Instinct threw Jules's hands to his eyes as shields against additional projectiles and the melon hit the ground with a sickening thud.  At the same instant he scrunched his shoulders.